101 Odpowiedź przez Siapuka

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Why is air a lot like sex?
It's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... men will screw anything.


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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O tempora, o mores, o ku**...

102 Odpowiedź przez Wubek

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Teacher:
Pepito, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?

Pepito answered:
Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.


one guy went to gun-shop:
- i want some gun.
- what kind of gun would you like?
- This one! - and he points at the biggest gun in the shop
- may i ask what would you like to shoot at ?
- cans
- what kind of cans ??
- mexi-cans, afri-cans,portori-cans

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103 Odpowiedź przez sharkis

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The Italian Man in his House with his Italian Wife.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'

His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess.

Kładź się wróżko, nie gadaj..., życzenie jest życzeniem!

104 Odpowiedź przez osa

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I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.


An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."


Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. "One day we should get her for this," said the first boy. "
I agree. We'll grab her..." said the second.
"Yeah," said the third. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!"


In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him:
- John, why aren’t you writing?
- I’m exhausted because of sex.
- That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.


Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.


Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.


Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving


Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.


Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to use it. wink

nie idę do nieba - mam lęk wysokości

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105 Odpowiedź przez lucas_yas

  • Skąd: Mogilno
  • Zarejestrowany: 2006-07-18
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Top 20 najlepsze amerykańskie domeny (adresy internetowe)

1. Scrap, fresh from America...
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2. Cccan you spot it?
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3. Mr Dover appears to have opted for a childish classic.
[url=http://www.bendover.com]www.bendover.com[/url]

4. Blinds, shutters and more...
[url=http://www.blindsexpress.com]www.blindsexpress.com[/url]

5. Man and machine love.
[url=http://www.carsexpress.com]www.carsexpress.com[/url]

6. Who knew a country could hurt you so much?
[url=http://www.choosespain.com]www.choosespain.com[/url]

7. It seems Dicksons wised up to their mistake. The URL now redirects.
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8. Don’t make me swear at you!
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9. Looking for a change?
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10.Google. In the Cook Islands.
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11. Mixing art and surgery.
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12. Never heard of a toilet?
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13. Say it as it is.
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14. The best tunes around.
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15. An island of pens!
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16. More childish humor.
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17. When school just isn’t enough.
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18. A site of therapy.
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19. Web One appear to have now changed their name to iiNet...
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20. Who’s managing who? 
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Sprzedaż i serwis komputerów, tworzenie stron internetowych
Humor brydżowy - dla obeznanych
Martwa natura, pejzaże, obrazy olejne
naprawdę darmowe domeny

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106 Odpowiedź przez Siapuka

  • Zarejestrowany: 2006-07-03
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- I'm going to kill the 783 girlfriends of Justin Bieber.
- You won't.
- Yes... I've got 64833 fans of the Guns n'Roses.

Nowicjuszu, każde wrzucenie przez Ciebie linka zostanie wykorzystane przeciwko Tobie. Dodatkowo przed wstawieniem linka skonsultuj się z lekarzem lub farmaceutą wink
O tempora, o mores, o ku**...

107 Odpowiedź przez extravert

  • Zarejestrowany: 2010-11-29
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- What is the difference between men and government bonds?
- Government bonds finally mature...

108 Odpowiedź przez Incognitus

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  • Zarejestrowany: 2006-03-24
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Why six affraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

Powiadają, że jak ktoś zmienia w wulgaryzmach niektóre litery na znaki takie jak *&#%@, to znaczy, że zamiast organów płciowych ma czarne kwadraty.

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109 Odpowiedź przez xps

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Dawno już nic nie wrzucałem, więc:

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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110 Odpowiedź przez Siapuka

  • Zarejestrowany: 2006-07-03
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Why is air a lot like sex?
It's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... men will screw anything.


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Nowicjuszu, każde wrzucenie przez Ciebie linka zostanie wykorzystane przeciwko Tobie. Dodatkowo przed wstawieniem linka skonsultuj się z lekarzem lub farmaceutą wink
O tempora, o mores, o ku**...

111 Odpowiedź przez almuazzib

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-Hey babe, give me a blowjob.
-Could you be a little romantic???
-Ok, give me blowjob in the rain...